douchea baggea

Pronounced: do-shay-bag-eh

A classy way of calling someone a douche bag.

My word, that citizen is such a douchea baggea!

douchea baggea by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

collateral baggage 

The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.

John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.

collateral baggage by Darth Chubb November 11, 2011

Pre-baggin Grease

Grease, obtained from the fat under a walrus' scrotum.
Used commonly when Baggin.

I'm gonna go buy some pre-baggin grease for tomorow.

Put the pre-baggin grease on it.

Pre-baggin Grease by Walrus hunter August 5, 2012

lady bags 

n the breasts, col; a slang term used to define the female mammary glands

man her lady bags are sagging

lady bags by the boss ross March 19, 2012

Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus

"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"

Shit Bagel by Karnell D August 17, 2012

Greasy bagel 

Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.

My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.

Greasy bagel by Kernel mustard April 11, 2013

Twelvie Baggage 

When a celebrities fan base is comprised of so many young girls that it is off putting.

I would be a fan of One Direction, but they have too much twelvie baggage.

Twelvie Baggage by CameronBatman October 11, 2013