fridget midget 

A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog

OMG josh is such a fridget midget

fridget midget by Joshlover March 21, 2017

Fidget-Midget 

The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.

Oh, look! There goes one of those Fidget-midgets! He will bless you with fidget lore!

Fidget-Midget by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017

Pure Midget 

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.

Oi, your mate is a pure midget

Pure Midget by a fan of Harry Potter May 4, 2018

hooded midget 

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

hooded midget by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018

Mean midget syndrome 

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.

The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.

Mean midget syndrome by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

The Midget wrench by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

Piss Midget by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019