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Junkivore 

A person who eats only, or mostly, very unhealthy food.
- Last night I was really hungry and I invented deep fried bacon-wrapped donut sandwich.
- You are such a junkivore!

- Honey, if you go groceries, don't forget bacon, fries, sugar, soda, donuts, chips, doritos and ice cream.
- If you keep this junkivore diet, you'll be dead before you hit 60.

- So, how are things with that guy you met online?
- Really bad, he's a junkivore.

- Ewwww I must taste terrible!
Junkivore by Kitsunegari December 13, 2010
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jiz junkey 

A female/male who can't get enough cum in his/her pussy/ass
Sarah that fucking whore, she's such a fucking jiz junkey, i'm gonna go fuck her ass
jiz junkey by Sir Jerks-A-Lot August 24, 2003

Blue Veined Junket Pumper 

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.
"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"
n. a free trip provided by employer etc... considered a perk
"another junket this week"
junket by Pete January 20, 2004
Rare breed of hillbilly from the northeast. Resides anyplace there is a chance to get a neon tan.
Wow we got ourselves a real Junkins here
Junkins by Beantown Cop June 26, 2008
jean shorts that are so short there basically undies
dammm girl, those are some jundies
jundies by shelbs94 August 30, 2013

Devious Junkee

A Bad ass pilot on Gta IV who will smack anyone
Person 1: Did you hear about that Devious Junkee kid?
Person 2: Yeah he smacked me 5-1 He has 2 names
Person 3: Isn't his other name junkee for life?

Person 4: He Spawnkilled me until I called him Daddy :(
Person 5: That bitch would smack anyone out in a dogfight
Person 6: Ya he has 2 profiles or something
Devious Junkee by Gta5pilots August 1, 2012