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Mississippi River Pee 

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

Mississippi Mud Cake 

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.
Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker

Mississippi sweetness 

Saw the phrase "Mississippi Sweetness" hand painted on white painted school bus in a black neighborhood in Chicago

Mississippi Mud Smurf 

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

Mississippi Muzzleloader 

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"

Mississippi mud trap 

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight
Mississippi mud trap by VinnieXX September 7, 2022