punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

punching the midget by jimi December 5, 2004

Pirate Midget Extrodinaire 

A person who has the talents of no other. Has a best friend, and is truly lucky to obtain her as one. Wears no eye patch, yet is one who is of a pirate. Is a midget, but not by definition. And most of all, extrodinairy! (Also referred to as PME)

Beckham: Hey there Pirate Midget Extrodinaire!
Pirate Midget Extrodinaire: I am lucky to have you as a best friend, Beckham.

Pirate Midget Extrodinaire by Peter Pan Loves Beckham December 25, 2008

Asion Midget Anal Porn With Islamic Cock

What the fuck do you think it is.

I love watching Asion Midget Anal Porn With Islamic Cock with my BBC.

Asion Midget Anal Porn With Islamic Cock by LockMan3000 October 7, 2021

brazilian midget 

when a man/women eats a women out in a public place like mcdonaalds,walmart,mall,ect.

alex gave rose a brazilian midget at mcdonalds while waiting for his food

brazilian midget by twin916 April 22, 2011

Canadian Midget 

Small or short person from Canada.

Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.

Canadian Midget by Nicholas Bujold October 20, 2006

Jumbo Midget 

An oxymoron describing a a giant midget.

You: "Damn, look at that short giant! "
Your Friend: "That's not a short giant its a Jumbo Midget."

Jumbo Midget by Vladimir Ruiz July 7, 2011

Green Midget

A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"

Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.

Green Midget by OgreMingle August 31, 2018