Junking 

The term used when men perform the scissor sex position. Labelled junking because the men's junk hit each other during the act.

"Hey grant wanna get a drink tonight?"

"Hey, sorry man I can't me and JP have already planned a junking sesh"

Junking by Chicks99 July 18, 2013

junker 

A beat-up old jalopy of a car.

I waved goodbye as she backed out of my driveway in her junker Mercury Sable.

junker by Fr. Nat January 4, 2009

jankie 

adj. 1. underhanded; insidious; shady 2. poor-quality; badly-made 3. sub-par; below standards or expectations

Originated out of epiphanous thin air among a group of suburban highschool dopehead intellectuals in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

"Dude, you ditched me last night to go play disc-golf--that is so jankie."

"That banana bread your grandma made is jankie as hell--does she have Alzheimer's or something?"

jankie by Johnny D. Reglos October 27, 2004

Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

Junked by Joe2009 October 13, 2009

jungies 

A hurrican of crap ejectiong out of the anus. Also known as pissing out of the butt hole. Causes severe moaning and discomfort on the toilet. (Severe Diarrhea)

I ate mexican food and a had the worst jungies ever.

jungies by jackkaawackk January 23, 2008

junktech

A person that can take another person's junk and rebuild it to work like new or use it for parts on something else.

That junktech built his computer from three computers that he found in a trashcan.

junktech by Atrum Everto January 11, 2008

Junkity Junk 

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.

"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."

Junkity Junk by Ms. Jenkins March 7, 2012