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The Biggest Douche In The universe 

An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

Greasing the Union

A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.
"Ah Christ, is Paulie really fucking hooking up with a goddamn brickie?"
"Yeap, he's greasing the union."

The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

Mizzy the Unc 

A jolly old Zio/unc with the best drip. This Zio/unc is actually a young jit who dresses like a Zio at a wedding. He will go down in history as Unc.
Person 1: “Yo who is that?”
Person 2: It’s Mizzy the Unc
“Unc Unc Unc Unc”
Mizzy the Unc by Uncle Stronz February 2, 2025

And the universe said I love you 

A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."

"and the universe said I love you"

"and the universe said you have played the game well"

"and the universe said everything you need is within you"

"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"

"and the universe said you are the daylight"

"and the universe said you are the night"

"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"

"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"

"and the universe said you are not alone"

"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"

"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."
Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor

to be known to the Unforgiveables

known to the Unforgiveables: (to) have a criminal record
if you do drugs, don't do it front of a security camera, thinking you are cool like that. You are not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier and you are going to be known to the Unforgiveables sooner or later.