Rotten Cotton

Wiping a cottonball on a sweaty ballsack and tossing it at an unsuspecting victim

I just hit bill in the face with a rotten cotton

Rotten Cotton by Czszombie May 13, 2018

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony by KMT83 December 24, 2011

Picking Cotton 

When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.

Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.

Picking Cotton by Decafpancakes December 2, 2016

pick a bale of cotton 

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!

pick a bale of cotton by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013

punching cotton 

Fucking a girl with a tampon in on her period.

After Sam was finished punching cotton, Lucy's mouth turned into a tampon ejector.

punching cotton by stereoshaft March 23, 2007

a cotton picking minute 

1. a time of hardship
2. an expression used by odl white people
3. 400 years long

1. "damn yo this work is lasting a cotton picking minute home"
2. "wait a cotton picking minute young mister"
3. simple black man:"damn they was cotton picking for a minute"
educated black man: "abtou 400 somthing years to be exact"

a cotton picking minute by yello September 25, 2006

oxy-cotton head 

Not much diifrent than a crack-head.Only diffrence iz u use a prescription.chop that shit up and enhale.

1.Yo!I can't wait to hit dat oxy.

2.4real dawg.

1.A let a nigga have bout 20.

2.Hell nah u oxy-cotton head.

oxy-cotton head by not needed January 8, 2009