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Juan Deago

The physical humanoid manifestation of a Juan Deag.
Player 1: "I just got headshot across the whole map!"
Juan Deago: "Hasta luego, Shitty!"
Juan Deago by KXN September 14, 2023
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Juan's mom 

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.

Juan noodle 

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.
We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.
Juan noodle by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Juan Noodle 

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”
Juan Noodle by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan Noodle 

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.
He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!
Juan Noodle by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan Noodle 

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
Juan Noodle by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023