Lauren

she has a beautiful smile that can light up any dark room. her eyes are a gorgeous shade of blue and anyone who looks into them will instantly fall in love. lauren is the prettiest, talented, and purest girl in this entire world. she never fails to put you in a good mood.

lauren a big butt

Lauren by bruhslaythedayha December 8, 2021

Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.

Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here

Lauren by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021

Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.

Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here

Lauren by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021

Lauren

The kind of woman who bakes your heart stop (not like a heart attack) and makes you catch your breath (not an asthma attack either). She is all kind of awesome.

Wow, Lauren made my heart stop. But I’m not dead.

Look at that woman! Lauren is better than an asthma attack!

Lauren by Brown eyes 81 January 5, 2022

Lauren

Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.

“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren”

Lauren by Dontdropthesoup69 January 19, 2022

Lauren

gay for cadence

Lauren is totally gay for cadence

Lauren by not chris's dad January 24, 2022

Lauren

Just a big ick

Lauren Does weird things

Lauren by Vectir224 January 29, 2022