ambush whistler

While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or unconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.

Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.

ambush whistler by DubbedOver June 28, 2008

Skin Whistler

Someone who loves to suck knobs. So much so that they have become musicians and can blow for many hours.

Your a skin whistler aren't you"-- Meaning "You can suck a dick well can't you

Skin Whistler by Monion12 April 20, 2011

Champ Whistler 

Someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet.

I swear I could smell Pedigree Chum, I bet he's a real Champ Whistler.

Champ Whistler by Sourceror November 18, 2016

finnish whistler 

The act of making a whistling noise while sucking in air through one's anus.

Duuuuude! I was hanging with Brad last night and he did the finnish whistler!

finnish whistler by cosmic_koosh May 24, 2016

Spanish Whistler 

The act of eating your partners ass whilst they have diarrhea

Justin, I bought Ben some Taco Bell, I’m gonna give him a wild spanish whistler later, no homo of course

Spanish Whistler by Massive yeeter June 6, 2018

Prairie whistler 

Farting while prairiedogging it.
Farting through a poo.
Farting with the head of a turd hanging out.

Nothing feels better then a solid prairie Whistler.

Prairie whistler by Bash21 February 21, 2020

Shit Whistler 

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".

John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.

Shit Whistler by Uberklokken October 13, 2020