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Marching Band Uniform 

What a marching band wears during public performances to look the same. Consists of bibbers, a jacket, a hat and a plume/feather. Hats are usually shakos, Aussies or helmets. Some groups will also use gauntlets on the lower arm, up to the wrist.

A really comfortable piece of clothing that anyone from a band geek to a band addict wants to wear out and about to showcase how much of a nerd they are. Also works as pajamas.
Wow! You look really sharp in your marching band uniform!

You need to put your marching band uniform on the competition/football game.

I am going to put on my marching band uniform and drive around with the windows down blasting Les Misérables.
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Mr. Uniform 

Mr. Uniform is a code name for a typically attractive dude. They play sports and are amazingly attractive. They are best paired with people whose name starts with "k"
Person 1: Did you see Mr. Uniform?

Person 2: Yeah he's a total cutie
Mr. Uniform by Causewhynott August 10, 2022

Standard Uniform

Outfit containing a straight brim hat and a white tall tee. The straight brim jawn usually still has the sticker intact and the tall tee can also be known as an oversized white. This uniform is usually seen in urban areas, rocked by minorities. Also can contain a large fake chain to really complete the uniform.
"His Braves straight brim jawn compliments his oversized white in that standard uniform"
Standard Uniform by GShob20 January 2, 2009

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

A song made by The Bloodhound Gang, which in the army, they have words for letters, Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, and so on. The title of this song means FUCK.
I want to foxtrot uniform charlie kilo you in your anus.

whore uniform

Originally coined by Chris Rock, a whore uniform is clothing that makes a man assume that the woman he is looking at is a prostitute, or at least a hoochie. It usually consists of and and/or all of the following (all clothing items prefixed with the word "tight"):

High heels
Very short skirt
Fishnet stockings
Tube top and/or tankini
Leather jacket
Excess of makeup
Overdone hair

If a woman has any of these characteristics she is not allowed by urban law to cause physical or verbal harm to a man that approaches her under the assumption that she is a prostitute.
The girl on the corner is wearing a whore uniform. Unfortunately, you can't judge a hooker - er, book - by it's cover.
whore uniform by DeKh November 6, 2005

Tango Uniform 

Short for "tits up". Meaning to be prostrate or rendered out of commission. Tango Uniform being the phonetic words used by the military to denote the letters "T" & "U"
"There was grandpa tango uniform on the front lawn..."

JMU Uniform 

People that only wear Northface sweaters, Ugg Boots, and have an orange tan.
I got on the bus the other day and everyone around me was wearing the JMU Uniform, it's ridiculous.
JMU Uniform by Anti-JMU Girl March 18, 2009