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Thank you to the person who

A thing grown adults say online to thank people who won’t see it because they still have teenage anxiety in their 40s and are too scared to say something as simple asthank you” to someone in public.
Thank you to the person who paid for my groceries 6 weeks ago at Wal-Mart. You were wearing a jacket and shoes. You know who you are and I am so grateful!!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.
You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Something I see after I send a definition to UD.
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thank you for coming to my ted talk 

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.
Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk

thank you so much for to playing my game 

player: alright! i just beat super mario 64!

mario from the end screen: thank you so much for to playing my game

player: what

Thinking of planning to commit suicide 

I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.
Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.