ting 

making someone look at www.goatse.cx or www.tubgirl.com

I tinged him good. His eyes burst and he cried tears of blood after seeing that shit.

ting by Bonertown January 28, 2003

ting 

1) Sexual intercourse of the back door variety. i.e. to put it in the pooper

O her? she's a tinger.

Q: Anyone seen Dick and Sally?
A: Their probably off somewhere tingin.

ting by Brian Pyne February 19, 2004

ting 

the most uber cool dancer in australia

Breakdancer1: how good is ting at dancing
Breakdancer2: he's the absolute best in australia

ting by danceaustralia July 31, 2008

ting 

to stare longingly at your teammate's behind

ting by the greatest April 28, 2003

ting 

short for beating. used most often in Magic:TG. Also, a lucky win.

"Every time you mise the ting, an angel gets its wings"

ting by Pinto July 23, 2004

Ting 

Drake and the rest of OVO's way of saying hoe or bitch.

Drake: "Yeah, I got two tings comin' through
And they do whatever I want 'em to"

Drake: "I want my new ting, to meet my old ting
Let them get well acquainted, let them get hella faded"

OB Obrien: "She's like "TOPSZN, is that a bad thing?"
I'm like "I don't know, are you a bad ting?""

Ting by Slater Freytag September 3, 2016

Ting 

English slang for thing. Only cool people say and nerds don't understand it.

Hey
Hey
Have you got dat ting yet?

Ting by Ellie smith February 22, 2017