2 definitions by Bonertown

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the art of stuffing your testicles deeply into your anus thus providing a magical explosion of excitement.
I walked in and saw that bastard giving himself a metoxen, so I spanked him and joined in.
by bonertown December 02, 2004
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making someone look at www.goatse.cx or www.tubgirl.com
I tinged him good. His eyes burst and he cried tears of blood after seeing that shit.
by Bonertown January 28, 2003
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