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the shitters 

slang for 'police'. often used during high speed car chases or when playing grand theft auto.

see police, cops
"oh shit, its the shitters!"

"running over that pedestrian has attracted the attention of the shitters"

"we'd better split before the shitters get here"
the shitters by count December 5, 2003

The Shitterman shift 

The act of strattling the shifter of a manual car and inserting it in your anus. While your bro uses your penis as the shifter, you then copy his shifts using your anus.
Joe, hop up on this stick. We’re gonna give this Ford fiesta The Shitterman Shift.
The Shitterman shift by clarkC December 2, 2024

the shifters 

kissing passionitly- The Shifters
the shifters by Cait &Liam November 23, 2010

shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

The Couch Shitters 

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

Shattering the porcelain throne 

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne