The Legend of Anuj 

The story of a young chubby Indian boy (yes a chubby Indian boy) on his journey of discovering his personal sexuality. He is a big baller with a large honker ( nose, not penis, he has a micropenis) he enchants all types of life with his large nose. They can't help but let him mate and birth his seed. His most famous lovers were Alina princess of Mission Hills, Franco Rosevelt (long lost brother of Eleanor Rosevelt), and the kingdom's donkey. The legend goes that he has to find a queen for his kingdom, but he doesn't know who? Should he marry princess Alina, princess Franco (he classifies as a female), or the kingdoms donkey? The legend of Anuj is a tear-jerking story of a man's struggles between being straight, gay, or fucking a donkey.

My love life is as complicated as The Legend of Anuj.

In English class, we learned about The Legend of Anuj.

Thank god I don't have the same dilemma as Anuj in The Legend of Anuj.

The Legend of Anuj by butthurtTIMMY123456789 October 9, 2019

The Legend of Zelda 

The worst video game series published by Nintendo. Unrealistic storyline involving an elf in a green skirt trying to save a princess from an evil wizard dude (generic storyline, bleh), who's really just saving her because it's a better excuse to do that than to flat out say he was stalking her. It's set in medieval times, because, honestly, I don't see any electric-powered devices, such as automobiles, lightbulbs, or modern-day machinery (they use huge wooden gears and horses to travel, 1600's maybe?) Also, it's really easy to become lost. In Hyrule Field in Ocarina of Time, it's SOOOO expansive that a casual gamer or just someone who really doesn't care to spend alot of time getting from Point A to Point B (me being the latter) wouldn't enjoy. AND if you make one tiny mistake, like missing a key item in the game, you're basically screwed. Oh, and video games are supposed to be fun. Playing a game with a stalker elf midget, a 1600's setting, a confusing as hell sense of direction, and a generic storyline is not fun. Plus, it's not MULTIPLAYER (minus Four Swords).

The Legend of Zelda is a horrible excuse of a video game series, and, honestly, I have no idea why it was ever created.

The Legend of Zelda by Oomomo December 24, 2009

The Legend of Eevee

A series written by theonelittleguy on fanfiction.net - a crossover between The Legend of Zelda and the Pokemon universe.

The main character is an incredibly stupid, naive and "accident-prone" Pichu/Pikachu. He spends most of his time screwing stuff up and hiding behind plot protection.

There are currently two installments in the series - The Pokeflute of Time (OoT) and Majerkass's Mask (MM). It is unknown if there will ever be a third installment.

The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met! (The Legend of Eevee: Pokeflute of Time, summary)

The Legend of Eevee by Raverboi October 6, 2011

the legend of zelda 

1. Video game released in the United States in 1986 for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Developed by Shigeru Miyamoto.

The player assumed the role of the young hero, Link, in his quest to reassemble the shattered Triforce of Wisdom, defeat the evil Ganon, and rescue Zelda, Princess of Hyrule. In the course of this adventure, the player had to combat foes, explore dungeons, acquire items, and solve rudimentary puzzles.

Highly acclaimed at the time because of it's huge overworld and the unprecedented degree of freedom it allowed, the game nonetheless had numerous flaws and shortcomings: the story was... derivative, to say the least; combat was tricky, mostly because Link didn't move very smoothly; the "puzzles" generally amounted to "bomb walls/burn plants/push blocks/kill enemies"; the dungeons started to get very monotonous around the third palette swap, ect...

These, and other problems would plague the Zelda series throughout its life, steadily becoming more manifest in sequels, as the series lapsed into decadence.

2. The series of action/adventure games produced by Shigeru Miyamoto, and published exclusively by Nintendo. Apart from the original (a genuinely visionary effort in its time), and Ocarina of Time, these games are characterized by unremarkable combat, insipid puzzles, and poorly-designed overworlds.

3. The Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past. The third incarnation of the Zelda series, released in 1992 on the Super NES, can best be described as the point when the Zelda franchise, Shigeru Miyamoto, and Nintendo itself all jumped the shark simultaneously.

1. "The Legend of Zelda was a fantastic concept and a great game, though Miyamoto faltered a little on the execution."

2. "Shit, the guy's a wolf now? Just when I thought Zelda could get any worse...

3. "The Legend of Zelda is for snerds."

the legend of zelda by Thisspaceforrent March 29, 2007

The Legend of Zelda 

Said to be one of the most popular games in history, it is also one of the only games to have an extremely confusing timeline, the timeline goes in this order, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Minish Cap, Four Swords, and then Ocarina of Time. In the events of Ocarina of Time, Three timelines open up showing us each one of the games shown to us, we will start with the Adult Era, where Link defeats Ganon and Is not sent back to the past with the Ocarina of Time: Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass, and Spirit Tracks. In the Child Era, Link defeats Ganon and is sent back to the Past with the Ocarina of TIme. Child Era: Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess, and then Four Swords+Hyrule Adventure. The final (and Best timeline in my opinion) is the Failed Hero Timeline, this is where Link gets defeated by Ganon and he takes over the world. Failed Hero Timeline: A Link to the Past, Oracle of Seasons and Ages, Links Awakening, A Link between worlds, Tri-Force Heroes, The Legend of Zelda, and The Adventure of Link. Now regarding the most recent(and best Zelda game ever) Breath of the Wild, it is said to be placed after all of the timelines but, no, that doesn't satisfy my mind A video Made by Game Theory will show you, type in: Game Theory: How Zelda Breath of the Wild Solves the Zelda Timeline, and you will know the knowledge I have obtained

The legend of Zelda

The Legend of Zelda by lonleywanderer321 September 26, 2018

The Legend of Zelda 

A game franchise that makes everything else look like it's not worth buying due to the epic fun you'll have by playing it.

P1: Hey, wanna try out a new game?
P2: Only if it's a game from The Legend of Zelda franchise.

The Legend of Zelda by ACLink December 29, 2020

The legend of Paul Macleod 

The one who started the UTampa cough and never looked back from there. The diseased pedophilic honorable gentlemen was once the greatest pong player of all time, but now he lies there in the dungeon. He can be compared to a nice knife, always sharp, always reliable. He once won 59 pong games in a row, only to lose the next 69 in a row. Perhaps there is a deeper meaning behind this, is Macleod afraid of the number 69? Is he a homosexual? So many questions yet so little answers. Campus security has found none of said answers. The vaughn study room suffered that night in a great act of defiance against the higher administration of this bum ass school. Unfortunate yet passionate. Such an intriguing story, but that is for a different time.

Yo wanna go up to the 7th floor bro?
No dude, have you not heard?
Heard what?
*cough cough*
The legend of Paul Macleod.

The legend of Paul Macleod by Warmbudlight223 October 5, 2021