not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree 

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

the passion of the christ 

I saw it, I hated it. 90% of the movie is just beatings and Jesus walking his cross to its resting point. What a waste of time.

(Mel Gibson thinking) Hmm, if i make a really bloody movie, starring Jesus, everyone will go see it MUWHAHAHAHA!

the passion of the christ by Oz March 24, 2005

The christiano ronaldo

To cum in a womans hair then style it like the man himself

I just gave that girl the christiano ronaldo

The christiano ronaldo by Thejuicykahuna October 4, 2019

The Passion of the Christ 

Though it is supposed to be a "good" movie, I don't think i would be able to enjoy it. Partly because of Jesus and the brutality in the movie, but more becuase Mel Gibson is a member of Opus Dei.

I will never see The Passion. Not because I am of weak mind or body...its just that Mel Gibson is an arse.

The Passion of the Christ by Ska bitch May 20, 2004

the passion of the christ 

The Passion of the Christ (2004) is a film about the last twelve hours of the life of Jesus Christ, financed and directed by Mel Gibson. It is a film adaptation of the traditional Passion play, a Roman Catholic tradition during the season of Lent. However, the film is also very popular with non-Catholic congregations.

Gisbon's "The Passion of the Christ" took the number eight all-time domestic earner's spot from "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers."

the passion of the christ by Mags April 13, 2004

The ChrisPouwels effect 

A strange occurance that may occur in many secondary schools. This phenomenon takes place when teachers are marking tests. The outstanding performance of a certain 'ChrisPouwels' student may make other students' work look inferior in comparision despite their work completely meeting the criteria for a high grade. As a result, the student will recieve a lower mark, and exibit side effects including severe rage against aforementioned 'ChrisPouwels.'

I got marked down because of ChrisPouwels. The ChrisPouwels effect took place again today.

The ChrisPouwels effect by Dobby the house-gnome June 18, 2009

What the Christ 

It means What the F*ck or What the Hell in a softer language. You can say this with What the jesus

"I broke my arm"
"What the Christ!"

What the Christ by NonGMORice April 20, 2018