Testistulistic 

Adj. Tes-tick-you-list-ick

When something posses the quality of being a massive testicle. In some instances, it can be a pair of sleigh dogs. The dogs become the testicle, and the be considered testistulistic, it must also be awesomely semenifiristic.

Holy shit bro, that fuckin' Canadian Thunder Whisky mother fuck has some testistulistic dog-balls. Fuck the police as well, they be bitch ass nyuckas.

Testistulistic by ChiefWithJesusANDdrugs September 8, 2007

Testissimo 

Balls loud.

Play this testissimo, or we'll hear the woodwinds

Testissimo by Mcbobbyjoe September 22, 2009

Testiostos 

When your testicles are tasting better than tostitos, you say testiostos

Oh baby, your testiostos are tasting real nice. I think I want some for the Super Bowl

Testiostos by realpherringv September 24, 2019

Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

Testie bump by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

Testie bump by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

testes to the fortification 

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

testes to the fortification by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

testie 

A single semi-insult word for calling someone a ball sack.

You’re such a testie!

testie by ilovemilves August 25, 2021