shuffle bomb 

(n.) a undesired song that comes on while your MP3/Ipod is in shuffle mode. can be simple annoying and/or extremely embarrassing

bob decided to listen to some music to help him sleep. After a few minutes he was finally falling asleep when a shuffle bomb, hardcore screamo song, came on.

John was at a party with punk friends; they were listening to some intense rock on his ipod when Miley Cyrus, The Climb, came on. This shuffle bomb ruined his rep.

shuffle bomb by grrrrrstupidipod October 19, 2009

shuffle-jiver 

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.

Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!

shuffle-jiver by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015

shuffle me good 

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

shuffle me good by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

Shuffle Whiplash 

Hearing two extremely different generas of music back to back, most commonly in a randomized playlist

"Dude, I had this playlist going, and it played Barry Manilow and then Motorhead."
"Sounds like you've got Shuffle Whiplash."

Shuffle Whiplash by Accidental Cosmonaut May 12, 2018

shuffle sk8ing 

Shuffle Sk8ing (shuffle skating) is a type of rave dance derived of ghetto house music. @mookyshuffler coined the term as a portmanteau of skateboard tricks and Melbourne shuffling.

"Dude! Did you see Mooky shuffle sk8ing today?"

"Bro, that shuffle sk8er had some sweet moves."
"Ya'll tryna go shuffle sk8?"

shuffle sk8ing by michael jamison March 27, 2021

shuffle shame 

1. Shuffle shame occurs when you are playing music in shuffle (or random) mode and the songs you are embarrassed about listening to come on as someone you're trying to impress enters the room.

2. Shuffle shame occurs when someone is attempting to shuffle (a form of dancing popular with aznz) but fails miserably and/or realizes that shuffling is lame.

John: Hey Jimmy how you doing?
*non-mainstream music comes on*
Jimmy: ZOMGZ I don't know why that's in my mp3 library.
John: Ugh my ears hurt from not hearing mainstream music with singers who have no real talent!!!11
Pedophile looking through window: This is a common case of shuffle shame.

shuffle shame by HisNameIsChris October 1, 2008

Shuffle Queen 

A extraordinarily dramatic effeminate male homosexual.

Who, him? Oh, he loves the big musicals, thinks he's some sort of diva, himself, always whining and swishing around like he's all that. What a freaking shuffle queen.

Shuffle Queen by WordSmyther May 8, 2009