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Go Ape-shit on You 

When someone decides not to show up for something he/she was supposed to, going apeshit on that person is basically the same as bitch-slapping them... It also includes punching them in the arm at some random time of the day.
"Zach, you better be at the next bus stop, or I'm gonna go ape-shit on you."

"Trust me, if I have to, meet me in the alley and I will Go Ape-shit on You."
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Don't Shit Where You Eat

An ancient ecological principle which is to be taken literally. Applies especially to heavy industrial chemical pollution, which when allowed to be generated and dumped freely into a closed ecosystemThe Earth due to laissez-faire environmental regulation and corporate neglect, generally results in deleterious effects to all organisms and human health.

Most Infamous example of corporate maleficence was the Bhopal Chemical Disaster.

Effects including but not limited to: Infertility, unplanned gender disruption, cancer, death, mental disability.
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Don't Shit Where You Eat!

i shit love you 

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
i shit love you by Qu_ge June 25, 2021

don't shit where you eat

Do not cheat on bae with bae's friend and then be mean to those who saw.
Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to her who could text Leigha in .5 seconds and let her know. Don't shit where you eat.

don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble with someone who has something held over your head. (I.e. you cheated on bae with bae's good friend)
Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to Mel who can text Leigha and let her know the dealio in .5 seconds. Don't shit where you eat, Dickson.

shit's on you 

It's your responsibility or your fault that something happens.
Hey, man, don't blame me for this one. This shit's on you.
shit's on you by Kent North January 18, 2016

You shit me like no other 

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”