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five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
five finger fire sale by Gullek November 20, 2011
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hopeless romantic that will take your left over man.... disgusting dirty ass female that likes sex no man will ever take seriously.
sailey sooo disgusting she probably give you cooties
sailey by pocapseu October 24, 2020
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salle Sallet sallee Salleem salleh sallem sallematu sallemi sallen sallenna
This name originates from the ancient Hebrew word "Sal" which literally means sexy-genius. Thus the term Sal-e-man is used to describe a man of such character. In the modern day it is used as a name for a man with chiselled good looks and great intellect. It is also widely known that Saleman is sweet, sensible, and sensitive. The kinda guy you would wana spend eternity with and never get bored. Someone you would love to your hearts content and more.
Some scholars also use the word "Saleman" for the feeling of being in love.
Saleman by suleman November 20, 2007

Town of Salem 

A relatively new free-to-play indie game that resembles the classic party game: Mafia. The rules are as follows- Each player is randomly assigned a role. At night, some roles kill other roles. The next day, the remaining roles try to figure out who the killers are and hang them. This continues for the rest of the round. The end result? Lots of trust issues.
Danny, Logan, and Preston all mentally prepared themselves for their next round of Town of Salem.
Town of Salem by Sapphiz April 4, 2015

salebrity 

The term used to describe a discount "celebrity" who is easily accessible and routinely willing to demean themselves for a nominal fee.
It is an accepted misnomer within the television industry that the casts of shows beginning with the term "Celebrity" are in fact primarily comprised of salebrities (as producers know that “Salebrity Rehab”, while accurate, would undoubtedly taint the high standard of quality and respectability viewers have come to expect).
salebrity by daisydoesit July 24, 2010
This person is probably the quirkiest person you could probably meet, with a super bubbly and favourable personality that you simply can't help to stop and acknowledge. They are really good listeners and are the best person to talk to when you need a laugh or just wanna have a mediocre dissing session. Coming in small packages these people can't be underestimated, as they have super strength and speed and voice modulation. One of the best people you can meet, never lose a Saleha you will be in pain forever and forever.
*when finding a Saleha 'OMMGGGGG it's SAAALLEHHHHAAAA!' *hugs 'Man I missed you!'
Saleha by bruvaaar March 3, 2017

Nicholas Salek

A hot and charming man that is extremely sexually attractive.
"Wow that guy is such a Nicholas Salek, you should totally ask him out"