Reet 

A burrito. It's quite simple really.

chipotle anyone?? I'm having massive reet cravings.

Reet by .tar.gz April 18, 2014

Reet 

Played in the game CS, where one player takes another down to hp below 4; when they reach this point, they are considered reet.

John was 'reet' when ste knived him in the face.

Reet by Steve-o / Reflex January 24, 2005

reet 

A lack of mental prowess. Retard

Hey reet, knock it off!

Oh crap I'm such a reet!

reet by John Jacoby September 15, 2006

reet 

A call for a deer and it is also short for reefer

man im smokin da reet

reet by Jebudia Smith March 12, 2003

reet 

American Northeast slang for retard

that kid is such a reet!

reet by Meg Anne July 28, 2006

Reet 

To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date

Would you like to reet me for coffee in a few hours?

I would like to reet with you tomorrow.

Reet by R.M.A.Kukowski November 25, 2011

Reet 

Short for retard. Usually used as an insult, or to describe a dysfunction.

"Did you hear what John said yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a fucking reet"

Reet by Danni S November 27, 2017