When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.

Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”

Fruity pebbles by Skoodel October 9, 2020

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five pebbles

an place in rain world were people get extremely lost and reset due to not knowing that five pebbles doesn't have rain in it. also there's a dad that has long legs that wants to VORE you

five pebbles: heck but not actually in a nutshell

five pebbles by someone else thats not u January 11, 2021

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Scunthorpe pebbles

When a man’s testicles are firm and tight. Usually from a period of sexual abstinence that they take on the feel and appearance of pebbles from a cold Scunthorpe beach.

By ‘eck I haven’t had any in so long I’m going to end up with Scunthorpe pebbles!

Scunthorpe pebbles by Pendles1969 September 26, 2021

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