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munchkin puncher 

to beat your monkey..
Im such a munchkin puncher cuz i cant get any booty.
munchkin puncher by Jakey p 17955 August 24, 2006

munchkin sack 

n: Term Used to describe testicles. Comes from Dunkin' donuts "munchkin" donut holes (testicle shaped).
My munchkin sack is sweaty, would you mind giving it a tongue bath.
munchkin sack by Scott Free May 30, 2006

munchkin paw 

The delicate art of fucking a pregnant woman with the baby grabbing your dick
I was fucking this pregnant bitch last night and i got a munchkin paw,it was jdm yo!
munchkin paw by brinkman2310 April 17, 2008

Munchkin Flop 

noun.

1. When a person of average height and build engages in an orgy populated exclusively with little people, i.e. midgets, dwarfs.

2. When a person knowingly engages in sexual relations with a little person in a public venue with the sole purpose of being discovered or caught by authorities.
There's a little people porn convention in town today, so I suspect a munchkin flop is in my future.

Poor Brian was arrested again. Seems he can't stop his need for a good munchkin flop.
Munchkin Flop by Supershake79 January 14, 2011

Munchkin Tossing 

The act of going to your nearest Dunkin Donuts and buying 20 boxes of munchkins and then going on top of any kind of grocery store or gas station (Walmart, Hess, Stop and Shop, etc) and throwing the munchkins at anyone passing by.
Girl 1: Hey, do you want to go munchkin tossing?
Girl 2: What kind of question is that? Of course I do you nut! Can we fill them with marbles first?....

Munchkin Smuggler 

Another name for a men's Speedo.
I accidentally sharted in my munchkin smuggler at the beach last week.