cock loogie

When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.

Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.

cock loogie by ElongD69 May 11, 2018

crotch loogie 

n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.

Tell your friends.

Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.

crotch loogie by Anonononononononononymous3 July 13, 2011

Weenie Loogie 

Also known as a "Dick Loogie," a Weenie Loogie is inventive slang for male ejaculation that offers up the proper, explosive visual the world's been looking for.

"Dude, my weenie loogie could've cleared the right field wall at Yankee Stadium last night."

"She got me worked up so quickly, my weenie loogie launched much earlier than expected, just clearing her forehead."

Weenie Loogie by Tim Hernia June 13, 2016

Creampie loogie

When a woman that you've just ejaculated in, is on top of you and your jizz is coming out of her like a loogie.

Fabiola held me hostage with a creampie loogie dangling over my head.

Creampie loogie by Prpldick December 17, 2016

lube loogie 

Excess lube, mucus, and sometimes seen from anal sex that comes out when you shit

Oh my god guys.. I just shat a lube loogie.

lube loogie by Snootchibootchi September 27, 2017

Cock Loogie

The substance that is excreted from a male's ejaculation.

Sammie: Mickey was pegging me so hard that when he pulled out I looked to see why and a cock loogie hit me right in the eye!
Jeannie: oh my gosh! My boyfriend normally puts his cock loogies into his dirty socks.

Cock Loogie by REALST8R October 14, 2020

Chocolate Loogie

The substance that comes out of your mouth after you eat a chocolatey substace such as Oreos, Cookies, etc.

While I was brushing my teeth this morning, I spit and a Chocolate Loogie came flying out.

Chocolate Loogie by Tedu53 February 5, 2009