Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

Laser Pointer by The guy from the place March 8, 2008

laters baby

a saying from the fifty shades of grey trilogy, that has now become a cute way of saying goodbye to someone. Christian Greys brother was the first one to use it, and through out the movie CG used it to say goodbye to Anastasia.

i’ll see you tomorrow anastasia. laters baby.

laters baby by littytittycity June 5, 2018

LaVersa 

Someone who is overly loud, similar to a drunk Rosie O'Donnell. This person has a cocky attitude who usually cares too much about other people's lives. These types of people usually brag about expensive clothing they own from stores such as Tony Walker.

Wow, that bitch was being a LaVersa.

LaVersa by johnny6297 April 11, 2010

Laser Flip 

The skateboarding trick most people identify as a "Wtf just happened."

360 shuv + heelflip + rofl = laser flip

Laser Flip by skatecow February 21, 2009

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Whop Lashers 

Large boobs in a bra that is too small for them.

Check out the Whop Lashers on that girl..... or....
Whop them Lashers out

Whop Lashers by Dick Fingers August 28, 2010

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun by crashdagamer December 30, 2021