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Jockin-it 

Also known as the rally jock... Must have two or more men wearing only shirts and jock straps all while sitting on the same couch together. Must be watching a game 7, winner take all sporting event, and no participant can put shorts or pants back on during the game.

Also.. All men must have eaten spicy food 7 hours before the event and last one to shit his jock wins the side pot.
My brother and I were straight Jockin-it during the hockey game last week.
Jockin-it by The Pocket Dog May 1, 2025
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Pole jockin 

someone who follows after a trend, just because everyone else does it or one who knows nothing about a thing but claims to be an originator or even a co-creator, basically someone fake,fraud,not real
You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.

hoes jockin 

"I ain't gon' lie man my shit tight / Hoes jockin' got 'em stoppin' like a red light." -Young Jeezy
hoes jockin by Diezelicious November 29, 2013

bitchez be jockin' 

When a bitch is using you.
"I can't believe she hasn't called me back, I took her to Applebees and everything!'
"DAMN, BITCHEz BE JOCKIN'."
bitchez be jockin' by ohhaygurl January 3, 2012

Jabba Jockin 

To have mad pull with others like jabba the hut where you don't even have to do anything but sit there, be a boss, and get all of ones needs/wants met.
We all want to be a boss, but leave that to those persuasive bastards jabba jockin erewhere they go.
Jabba Jockin by Catirandafly October 30, 2016

straight jockin' 

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.
Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!
straight jockin' by Dylan January 10, 2005

serious jockin 

What a DJ does when he runs out of ideas and wants to appeal to the 'yoof' audience. He adopts a stupid name, usually misspelt because everyone knows that younglings don't spell things properly and plays the same old crap he usually plays, only with ludicrous 'puns'. A waste of time and licence payers money. Anyone adopting such a tactic to try and liven up their show should be forcibly retired.
serious jockin by BotanicalMetal August 10, 2019