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Information Sewer 

The "back side of the Internet", the opposite of Al Gore's Information Superhighway. The meeting place for all the defecations of information that are the byproduct of giving billions of people unfettered access to the World Wide Web. Tends to overflow when certain events occur such as the capture of a terrorist or celebrity motorcycle accidents. Flows downhill to nowhere in particular.
The news of Dan's promotion went trickling down the Information Sewer.
Information Sewer by Dim Jim June 15, 2006

stole my information 

Used when a stranger has given you an inexplicably intense look. Possibly originated in Montgomery County, MD.
Did you see that? Bitch just stole my information.

Do Not Sell My Personal Information 

What you see at the bottom of your screen if you dont accept cookies
Im being forced to write Do Not Sell My Personal Information to send this

False Information

Noun: Exactly the same as real information except it is false. Most often used in the business world to conceal one's incompetence
"I didn't have anything prepared for the meeting so I presented a report of false information
False Information by Drudger January 31, 2009

infimate 

infinite + intimate

adj
long-lasting and joyously close
When she finally slept with her boyfriend, it was a truly infimate experience.
infimate by pheo c toma December 19, 2008

Iraqi Information Minister 

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is
Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!