Granddaddy Dong 

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.

Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!

Granddaddy Dong by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Granddaddy 

A kind, hot and/or sometimes sexy sir, (in his 60's and older) with money to spend, often found sporting a Rollie, sponsoring the bottle service and decked down in Phillip Plein's latest. Although you may not necessarily want to take this sir into the bedroom, you certainly wouldn't mind drinking the Dom Perignon in his booth.

Aye, Natalie, quit downing the margarita, and go talk to that granddaddy over there. Round 2 is on the boys!

Granddaddy by accountingbish June 22, 2020

granada hills 

A city in Southern California where you can walk the streets safely but are still be able to score a bag of dope in 15 minutes. The neighborhoods are really nice and the houses are even better. It's multicultural and the people are really nice, but once you reach north of Rinaldi St. you run into the bitchest teens in the SFV. The teens that reside here are the most notorious individuals that are enrolled at Granada High and Alemany. The think they're "off the chain" because they do E and party when they're parents are on vacation but come to realize, in college, that they are completely retarded and end up dropping out. South of Rinaldi St. the teens are wholesome independent people who resent the douches to the north.

Teen North of Rinaldi: "Hey insert girls name here, if you buy a channel purse and give insert guys name here a blow job, I'll invite you to do E at my house with all the cool party people."

Teen South of Rinaldi: "That's okay, I'm not really feeling like frying my brain cells or catching a venereal disease tonight. Thanks anyway."

Teen North of Rinaldi: "OMG! you totally give Granada Hills a bad name! Lates."

granada hills by jjustinn May 18, 2010

grandaddy purps 

Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!

"that grandaddy purps got tears in my eyes"

grandaddy purps by LVilleBlazin July 29, 2006

granddog 

The adorable puppy your son or daughter just adopted in lieu of a human baby... in other words, as close to grandkids as you're going to get for now.

Check out this adorable sweater I got for my granddog! I'm taking it to him when I visit my son next month.

granddog by kabulykos August 17, 2010

grandlad 

An absolute LAD who is slightly more advanced in years than your typical 'young LAD'.

- "Check out grandad over there busting out those awesome dance moves."
- "He ain't no grandad, he's a grandLAD!"

grandlad by olm34kn April 9, 2012

judging Granados 

Adressed when he or she is judging a certain person for their acts but, that person is doing the same thing back.

Our Preacher needs to stop being a Judging Granados!

judging Granados by KingArthur3 November 27, 2009