Pulling Your Goalie 

to masturbate

I see we caught you pulling your goalie after practice eh?

Pulling Your Goalie by Aroused Coach July 5, 2009

clark the canadian hockey goalie 

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

clark the canadian hockey goalie by boots13 March 22, 2009

Phone Goalie 

A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.

Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....

Phone Goalie by hemmingwayredux June 22, 2011

pulling his goalie

A Canadian expression heard commonly on the east coast to designate the act of a man masturbating.

person 1. -Gee how long has Frank been in the bathroom shouldn't take this long what's going on?
person 2.- Nahh he's probably just pulling his goalie again...

pulling his goalie by Bobbyfisher878787 January 18, 2018

black goalie 

A phrase in which the meaning was given by Behzinga. A black man saving semen from going into the vagina.

Tobi trying to pull a black goalie during sex

black goalie by dorky minter March 20, 2017

Slipped one by the Goalie 

The act of inpregnating a woman.

I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"

Slipped one by the Goalie by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003

Lacrosse Goalie Swag 

Knee high socks
colorful Sweat pants tucked into those knee high socks
Brightly colored head, mesh, and Lazer green shooters
Large arm bands
Brightly colored tape
and brightly colored shoe laces= really pisses the fuck out of attack men and middies

Attack man: "Man look at brandons Lacrosse Goalie Swag!"
Midde: "yea i really want to stab the shit out of him"

Lacrosse Goalie Swag by AquaHippo July 6, 2010