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Gan Ning 

a straight up pimp from the three kingdoms period of china. they say he had a ship full of women. they say he often banged their brains out. oh yeah...he was also an excellent warrior, pirate and general.
"damn fool, you finna get yo gan ning on tonite? THATS MY DAWWWG!"
Gan Ning by Anonymous October 21, 2003

gan ni la moo 

same as gan ni ma
gan ni la moo o.k.? means fuck off
gan ni la moo by jir September 8, 2003

Gan smear 

When you're fingering some fat annoying chic in the backseat of a Lincoln and she won't give you head, So you take your fingers that are still covered in her puss juice and smear it on her face.
The dumb bitch wouldn't give me head, so I gave her the Gan Smear
Gan smear by Socks610 January 13, 2008

Gan's Manoeuvre 

A logistical impossibility to mere mortals, the mythical Gan's Manoeuvre is the seamless execution of a Donkey Punch / Angry Dragon combination. A successful outcome to this highly specialised reflex action is typified by a stunned and disoriented subject who has had insufficient time to register what had just taken place. The Dirty Sanchez may be applied to complete the sequence although this is considered an optional extra only.

WARNING : Gan's Manoeuvre is not to be confused with the similarly named but entirely different medical procedure known as the Heimlich Manoeuvre. Considered by many as a Level 7 action, Gan's Manoeuvre is to be attempted by experienced practitioners only.
It was a wild and windy night and in the heat of the passion, the planets aligned themselves perfectly against the back drop of a blue moon to allow the legendary Gan's Manoeuvre to unfold ...
Unable to do something for homosexual reasons.
“Do you want to go to Legends tonight?”

“I gan’t I’ve already hooked up with everyone there.”
Gan’t by Gwornt April 24, 2022

Gan ni nia

"Gan ni nia"is a word that means fuck your mother in Taiwanese.
It probably shares the same meaning of cao ni ma.
A:Are you a fucking retard?
B:Gan ni nia!
Gan ni nia by H51a0 July 9, 2018