the act of trying to give yourself a blowjob but your pp is so small that you have to pull your head down but accidentaly snap your neck and temporarily paralyze yourself and your mom comes in and you can do anything about it

"bro i frapped myself last night"
"rip"

frap by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 18, 2023

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frap

A word that I say to people so that way they will be confused and look up the meaning

"oh, you're such a frap"
"what a frap!"

frap by frappe1 December 11, 2024

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frap and flap

Similar to Netflix and Chill- Frap and Flap is used for Lesbians who go on an iced coffee date and then continue to sleep together.

“Did you hear Kristen went on a date to Starbucks with a girl? I heard they went home to Frap and Flap afterwards.”

frap and flap by the real sappho January 29, 2021

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frap spackle

frap spackle is the resulting mess when a bowel movement contains solids with a consistency like spackle, propelled by large amounts of gas (that would be the "FRAP!" sound)- effectively coating the toilet bowl in a uniform layer of semi-solid poop.

invariably occurs when the toilet refuses to flush, or there is no toilet brush anywhere to be found. Think of the toilet scene in 'dumb and dumber'.

and this has only ever happened to me at my date's place, just before we were about to become romantic.

closely related to the dreaded diarrhea shart, where the underwear/wall/unfortunate person/or whatever is behind your behind gets hit by several gallons of high velocity liquid poop.

enjoy your lunch.

frap spackles occur within several hours of eating
- taco bell
- raunchy ronnie's rectum rockets (oh wait, that'd be a Mcpoop with extra sauce, wouldn't it?)
- too many buffalo wings and beer

looks remarkably like someone spackled the toilet bowl with refried beans

frap spackle by roadkill pizza June 22, 2009

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