Flirtension 

combination of flirtation and tension. Used to describe sexual tension generated by flirtation between two individuals. created by writer Tom Rowsell

The flirtension was building up bad enough to make my bollocks blue

Flirtension by Tom Rowsell October 4, 2008

E-Flirter 

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-assaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

E-Flirter by KillahBee November 5, 2008

flarge

A very large shaped person. A combination of "Fuckin" and "Large".

"Hey Check out that flarge bitch across the street".

flarge by The word Mister October 30, 2006

yargen blargen flargen 

yargen blargen flargen is gibberish used just to fill some space. or it can be used in multiple kinds of spots.

mom: go do ur homework
me: yargen flargen blargen!

some assholish yard teacher: go put that away and line up!
me: yargen flargen blargen!
some assholish yard teacher: wat did u say?
me: go to hell bitch!

me walking down the street with some friends muttering yargen blargen flargen when i come near some random person.

yargen blargen flargen by josh is awesometastic November 13, 2006

flinger

A handjob. based on the flinging motion the person giving the "flinger" makes to get ejaculate off her/his hand. Alternatively, the flinging can take place when the giver of the handjob continues during ejaculation, causing it to be flung all over.

"That chick gives a great flinger!"

flinger by grouchypete February 9, 2009

Poo Flinger 

Stupid people, people who are barely evolved beyond poo flinging primates in intelligence.

Look at that poo flinger, what a dumbass.

Poo Flinger by Flecker January 23, 2009

flirtexter 

a person (usually male) who is a MAJOR flirt over text message. they text you daily with pretty much nothing to say, just looking to flirt. a true flirtexter will completely ignore you in person.

Ugh, that guy Dave is such a flirtexter, he was texting me all last night, but didn't even make eye contact with me in the hallway today!

flirtexter by madamemillburn May 25, 2010