evo firecracker 

a very no-skilled card in the hit game clash royale made by the despicaple supercell, mostly used by 500lb men who spam her and evo knight at the bridge, if you use her, kys.

person1: hehehaw im gonna spam evo firecracker and megaknight at bridge.
person2: oh your coming out of the closest?

evo firecracker by anonymous February 28, 2024

Evo Lag

When you’re lagging horribly during a game, usually at the worst possible moment — like in a clutch, ranked, or tourney match.

“Bro I’m getting EVO lag right now, I can’t even move.”
“Awh man, rip. That’s the worst.”

Evo Lag by speyxfr November 2, 2025

Vintage Evo 

A classic moment. one of pure vintage that only could be come up with by an Evo

Evo: i think its time to replenish my Budweiser stock.
AJ: vintage evo

Vintage Evo by ajice July 4, 2009

HTC Evo 4G 

The phone that will single handedly kill the iPhone and all the other crap apple releases

Matt: Hey dude I just got the HTC Evo 4G Joe: Oh dude that's awesome I'm stuck with this iPhone Matt: What's an iPhone

HTC Evo 4G by RichboyJhae April 22, 2010

pro evo 

a girlfriends worst enemy.

Girlfriend: It's me or Pro Evo! what's it gonna be?
Boyfriend :...Pro evo

Girlfriend: Your not playing pro evo again are you?
Boyfriend : Yup!

Girlfriend: Ever since you bought that game you never spend time with me anymore!
Boyfriend carries on playing pro evo and ignores girlfriend

pro evo by London_guitarist March 12, 2007

Classic Pro Evo 

From humble beginnings as a covert prestige term to describe a type of goal on aforementioned game, this phrase has taken on a life of it's own and now refers to anything painfully obvious, widespread or mainstream.

1. It's Classic Pro Evo to go out drinking every weekend.
2. Arctic Monkeys are now the Classic Pro Evo choice for those with little interest in music. This is not to say it's the band's fault, just a fact of life.

Classic Pro Evo by Taxed & Bailed September 30, 2006

pro evo rage 

The feeling of your blood boiling when getting well and truly hammered by an apponent when playing pro evo. It is common for the looser to quite literally loose the plot and launch the pad.

On Wednesday Frost suffered from pro evo rage when he was taken appart by Chaarndler in an epic thriller between United and Newcastle. Frost will argue that United are a better side. Whatever helps you sleep at night big man.

pro evo rage by Chaarndler June 11, 2006