Just plain bad at drums 

This guy can't read music and can't march on the right foot, yah.....he will make it to Showband.....

drummer

Just plain bad at drums by Marie McBride May 13, 2003

Steel Drums 

Fake boobs. Breast implants. Especially ones way too large for the female body in which they inhabit.

"Whoa! Look at the steel drums on that babe!" "Nice rack"

Steel Drums by J_T_S August 29, 2005

African drums 

The sounds of gunfire, particularly on the South Side.

Dude 1: So what's it like in your new apartment?
Dude 2: The rent is really cheap but African drums keep me awake all night.

African drums by Mniscariot September 9, 2012

Carpet Drums 

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.

Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.

Carpet Drums by tropicaligloo October 16, 2008

bucket drums 

Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.

*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"

bucket drums by JesseJB November 22, 2010

slappy drums 

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification

"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."

slappy drums by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013

Pocket drums 

The rote act of briefly patting one's pockets when exiting public transport to make sure a phone/wallet/key is not left behind.

Just before Will stepped off the Tube he played pocket drums and, safe in the knowledge he hadn't left anything in his seat, he exited the train.

Pocket drums by SatMisc November 15, 2013