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A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.
Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.
Crump by Topspark127 August 2, 2018
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Crump means to pee, fard, shid, cum, at the same time in your pant. The past tence of this word is crumped
When she put her hand on my shoulder I crumped in my pant
Crump by Bummy Boi October 3, 2018
"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"
Crump by grosshopper December 18, 2018
I’m about to crump it up!”
Crump by BDougie November 20, 2019
A truck driver.

Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
“Hey what am I on today?”
“You’re driving truck crump”
Crump by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019
When you're doing it doggystyle and the person on the bottom farts (pumps).
"We were having sex and he/she crumped during it"
"Did you just Crump?"
Crump by Judicle October 27, 2020