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control alt delete 

used by a clueless old person on a computer when his/her computer gets a virus. usually has no effect or makes the problem worse
The gray haired dude control alt deleted and blew up hiroshima and nagasaki.

Control-Fuck 

A term created by Cindy B. Gilbert addressing the keyboard command control-F that allows you to search a webpage for a certain term or phrase.
Amy: Are you actually reading all this stuff?
Cindy: No, I'm just control-fucking the page to get the gist of it.
Control-Fuck by Ginger Kesha July 6, 2016

Control Shift QQ

Crossing off all tabs

If you Ctrl Shift QQ your boss computer,he'll fire you and you will say hahahahahahahaha
If he Ctrl Shift QQ your computer,he'll say that control , shift and q are too close together and you will say shift.
Hahahaha Control Shift QQ your computer

control shift h 

oh hell weve all used this combo the holy shortcut sent by god himself and used only by the non incognito user

Control Room Operator

A person who is paid to be in a control room. Usually has the looks of a monkeys butt, body of a whale and brains of a Barbie doll.
Barry is a Control Room Operator and proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Control-Slop 

To mindlessly and/or carelessly copy and paste important information from one report to another without making sure that the information is actually relevant to where it's being put, or in the case of spreadsheets or other financials, not bothering to ensure that the totals continue to match or balance.
A clerk is being reprimanded in his manager's office:

Boss: You're going to have to pay closer attention to how you update our reports.

Employee: What are you talking about?

Boss: This. It's like you were someplace else when you did this control-slop and pasted last week's data into this week's report and never bothered to check it.
Control-Slop by RogueSun October 22, 2006