Conceited

Someone who believes they are above everyone else, and fails to see they are really a pathetic little attention seeking whore. The only people who can't see through they're little acts are the really desperate guys she flirts with all the time.

Like Jade and Tigwell

Jade: Oh my God, everyone at this party is like totally jealous of me, coz they aren't as hot as me, you think I'm hot don't you?

Hot guy: Ummm, I'm gonna go get a drink....

Ugly guy: Yeah, I totally agree with you Jade, you are the hottest girl at this party.

(Later on, hot guy talks to his girlfriend)

Girlfriend: I saw that cunt Jade talking to you, but I also saw you walk away, thank you.

Hot guy: I hate her, she's so conceited the fucking dirty whore.

Conceited by Amy_1985 October 6, 2008

conception 

an act of inception (planting an idea in ones mind) performed through an indirect mindfuck.

While dreaming if sounds from other people having sex (through a wall or in another room) infiltrate and start controlling your dream, an act of conception has been performed on you.

conception by birdo00 March 3, 2011

conceited

thinks teh earth revolves around you

I'm not conceited bitch, I'm just awesome!"

conceited by Hulia Hotpants January 20, 2005

immaculate conception 

An excuse for cheating you can only use once every few thousand years.

Mary swears she wasnt stepping out on Joseph, the child was a miracle birth! It was immaculate conception, not your cousin Tony!

immaculate conception by Another Apostle March 20, 2009

Immaculate Conception 

When you get fucked by god

Miss Pp: God high-key raped me last night and now I’m gonna get pregnant

mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception

Immaculate Conception by ppgang69 July 31, 2019

conceited asshole 

A person or individual who exhibits traits of cockiness or smugness. A condescending individual.

Due to Brian's expansive vocabulary & vain demeanor, David believed him to be a conceited asshole.

conceited asshole by Huggyman November 28, 2015

Conceited

to be proud of oneself, commonly known as a Tanya.

Wow look at all those pictures she takes of herself.
Dude, she is so conceited!
no wonder her name is Tanya!

Conceited by Mariah Posey August 24, 2017