crocked 

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

crocked by shitter friend October 5, 2003

I choked on my latte 

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

to be chicked 

to be chicked. -- death from asphyxiation by female genitalia

Brad's night was going great until he realized he was about "to be chicked".

to be chicked by ButterCup's revenge April 20, 2011

Choched 

To be high on marijuana or to be completely stoned.

That hit is gonna get you so choched

Choched by thatchochedguy June 20, 2011

cocked and loaded 

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.

"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."

cocked and loaded by Nuur August 16, 2011

choked 

mad or upset

I was so choked my car got stolen, so i found the person who did it and pushed him into a wall, he was pretty choked.

choked by Missy May 13, 2003

chucked a yougan 

Very widely used in the South West of Sydney.
A "yougan" is an aboriginal creature from the dreamtime that would always ruin a corroboree (telling of a story through dance).
So when someone ruins a story or tells an unfunny joke they chucked a yougan!!

Joe: Where are you going Bill
Bill: I'm going to your aunty's house for sex
Joe: My aunty just died
Sam: Bill, you just chucked a yougan

chucked a yougan by cold_blooded23 May 9, 2010