Charlie Sheen 

The biggest joke in Hollywood, and is incredibly high all the time, while banging his full time prostitutes.

Guy 1: "How much cocaine do you think Charlie Sheen is on right now?"

Guys 2: "I don't know for sure, but probably enough to kill two and a half men"

Charlie Sheen by Winning Tiger Blood April 3, 2011

When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . . 

A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious

Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . . by Rostra Maximus April 4, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Charlie Sheen -noun. A man who bangs average looking prostitutes (goddesses), uses methamphetamine (tiger blood), and appears on national television obviously high/tweaking (winning).

I need AA, NA, Valtrex, a new publicist, and an intervention from Dr. Drew. I've clearly pulled a Charlie Sheen this weekend.

Charlie Sheen by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

A drug that if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

What is with you today?

I'm high on Charlie Sheen. #WINNER

Charlie Sheen by tigerblood March 18, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Cocaine

"I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
-Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen by OshiA2 March 17, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

winning

I'm going to Charlie Sheen my Calc 2 exam.

Charlie Sheen by stressed college student March 30, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

A drug that is highly addictive that offers a high lasting a lifetime.

Side effects include:

winning
tigers blood
melting of face

Charlie sheen: I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie sheen. If you tried it your face would probably melt off.

Reporter: ...

Charlie sheen: WINNING!

Charlie Sheen by Savvy6oh7 April 5, 2011