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Calum Hood 

Calum from da Hood is no ordinary fella. He is amazingly cute. He may not know exactly know how to be in a relationship but know that he will treet you right. He can always make you laugh even when you think it can't be done. He plays bass so you know what that means ;)

<3
"Is that Calum Hood?"

"Calum from da Hood you mean?? Yeah you want some of that."
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Calum Hood 

Also known as Calum Invisible Hood. Sometimes he doesn't know himself.
sang by calum hood himself, "who am i, who am i? when i don't know myself."
Calum Hood by fuckin idk June 20, 2016

Calum Hood 

The extremely talented 15 year old singer/guitarist from aussie band 5 Seconds of Summer.
"What ethnicity is Calum Hood?"

"Nobody knows, but he sure is cute!"
Calum Hood by aybby October 4, 2012

calum rayer 

Not quite as good as Calum Rayer...
calum rayer by Nathan Piper October 29, 2017

Calum Scott 

Human cinnamon roll/singer from the UK
I want to be Calum Scott 's daddy
Calum Scott by NINEnjoyer October 13, 2022
(verb) - The act of being insulted illogically and irrelevantly, most of the time out of maternal, Freudian hatred.
Getting Calum'd is like receiving junkmail, it effects no one and is a waste of time
Calum'd by NovaProspekt December 3, 2010

Calum Hood 

A cute nick name for the clit hood that makes it easier to talk about mastubation publicly
"I couldn't finish my work sheet because I hung out with Calum Hood last night"
Calum Hood by Henry jk January 7, 2016