blargeresque

(adj) unhappy, lazy, and generally suckish and crap.

Little Sally: How are you today?
Little Bobby: Blargeresque.
Little Sally: Why?
Little Bobby: Something died.

blargeresque by maggie.b. March 7, 2009

Blarted 

A burp that smells like a fart

Blarted... A smell so rancid I can't tell if you burped or farted

Blarted by Dicko Murp April 8, 2017

blarge 

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

blarge by eric February 14, 2005

blarge 

this word means shut up or fuck. =p

you can say these things:

BLARGE!!!
or
blarge you
or maybe
shut the blarge up!

also this world is pronounced as blarg. forget the "e" but that's how you say it.

blarge by Flarin Erin November 10, 2006

Blargid 

Cody is god

Holy blargid! is that cody!?

Blargid by DjGlobe March 28, 2009

blarted 

sister to the shart, this is when a woman is on her period and she farts causing it to ripple up the front of the lips.

I just blarted!

blarted by stepheni andrade July 29, 2010

Blarted 

One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.

Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.

Blarted by GF July 12, 2006