the back seat of a Volkswagen 

Very uncomfortable place to be screwed/fucked

guy 1:I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

the back seat of a Volkswagen by Fly_Girl September 19, 2006

Front seat, Back seat syndrome 

A rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.

Eric: I cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.

Front seat, Back seat syndrome by Jim Sominsummthin July 20, 2011

Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma 

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.

Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.

Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma by RoboCat April 11, 2011

in the back seat 

When you see a extremely attractive person, but you want to be discrete about it. You basiclly want to fuck them in the back seat.

Sam: Man, check out Sara! I wanna take a nibble out of her!
Chris: In the back seat, fosho.

in the back seat by S-G-DAWG December 19, 2008

Paintball Back-Seat-Commander 

A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker

Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing

Paintball Back-Seat-Commander by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009

BSS Back Seat Sex 

Back seat sex is sex in the back seat of a car. Many positions are possible in the back seat such as:

I. girl on top with front seat forward and her leaning on it on top of him riding him
II. girl on top with legs apart holding on to the hand bars in the car with her back facing him riding him
III. girl on top facing boy in the middle seat for more space

For most enjoyable results
I. park in isolated place
II. tint your windows three times

III. for a cheap alternative put the sun cover on

Anywhere, anytime.

Lena: babehaveyoutriedBSS?

Dara: no...wtfisthat?

Lena: howcanyounotknow?BSS Back Seat sex der

BSS Back Seat Sex by glamma4u June 30, 2011

Deuce of nods on the back seat 

1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"

"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."

Deuce of nods on the back seat by hels bels July 21, 2006