angry dragon 

when your womens giving you head right before blow your load stick it up her nose the jizz will run out making her look like and angry dragon

the bitch just got it up the nose

angry dragon by Tank101 January 19, 2005

ANGRY DRAGON 

When your wife tells you " I don't think we have anything in common anymore" beg for just one more of her "great jobs" then when you cum, smack her in the back of the head, causing the sperm to fly out of her nose. She'll look just like an angry dragon, your last memory of her.

Lisa, you look just like an angry dragon!

ANGRY DRAGON by kozykole May 8, 2003

angry dragon 

This is where you are taking a woman hard from behind and as you build up to your climax (the Vinegar Strokes) you withdraw and spit on her back. When she turns round to see smile satisfied that she has done a good job you fire into her face with gusto. The look on her face will resemble..... An Angry Dragon!!

Slept on the couch last night after I gave my miussus an Angry Dragon....

angry dragon by Jonathan Conway August 18, 2006

angry dragon 

All the other definitions are wrong. It's when you deliberately shoot your load directly up a girl's nose, making her snort loudly and forcefully to get it out.

"Take that bitch! If you'd swallow, I wouldn't have given you an angry dragon!"

angry dragon by suicideslipknot May 7, 2009

Angry Dragon 

when you are being given a blowjob and just as your about to cum you make sure their mouth is closed so they have to sneeze out the jizz.

"Oh man that was so sick, i made this girl give me and angry dragon"

Angry Dragon by plubming bandints July 25, 2009

angry dragon 

After a girl sucks you off, you punch her in the throat so your cum oozes out of her mouth and nose...looking like an angry dragon...this works especially well with asian chicks

Ping was an angry dragon in the back seat of my caddy.

angry dragon by Soda R May 5, 2005

Angry Dragon 

After performing doggy style, the male will pull his penis out of the females vagina and fake like he is cumming. After he tells the woman he is about to cum, he spits on her back. When the woman turns around, the male will actually cum on the woman's face.

Angry Dragon's are hilarious.

Angry Dragon by Baby Moses October 1, 2008