New Wilmington 

A small town in Northwestern Pennsylvania that always smells like horse shit because of the Amish.

I really wish New Wilmington didn't always smell like horse shit.

New Wilmington by Roodizzle July 7, 2009

Charter School of Wilmington 

Without the Charter School of Wilmington, the Cab Calloway complex would be known only for its extreme homosexuality and mentally unstable transgenders. CSW keeps Cab Calloways stupidity to a stable level.

Thank god the Charter School of Wilmington is a thing, otherwise nothing but autism would be pouring out of that building.

Charter School of Wilmington by Reyals Reggin February 14, 2017

St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware 

st marks is full of a bunch of whores and fags, a second-class institution which tries to badmouth other schools in order to look ok itself

future del-tech students

St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware by suck my nuts April 13, 2005

St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware 

a school full of over obsessesive sluts who are byond full of themselves. the guys are no better . they talk shit out there ass and then they get there asses beat . the girls start drama

the school sucks . i wish i didnt go there.. i wish i wasnt associated with these losers = )

St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware by eat me spartans May 13, 2005

St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware 

1. A high school that prides itself in producing non-kablastafucked students who frequently complete the losing cycle against their extreme godly rivals, the almighty Salesianum High School!

2. Their mascot is a joke-of-a-knight that enjoys sheethed sabers in the rectal cavity.

Wow, what do you know, St marks sucks!

St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware by Cyber Troll September 5, 2004

Charter School of Wilmington 

Ahh, the Charter School of Wilmington. Who can forget the school full of asians, indians, and assorted african americans? The force isnt that much of a force to be reckoned with when it comes to their football team. Made up only of skinny asians and indians, they have yet to have a winning season. Resting on top of Cab Calloway, Charter is located in an attic with no ceiling tiles, there are no remotely hot looking girls. So, in comes Cab to the rescue, where there girls are incredibly hot and probably have several types of STD's. Ranked 41st in the nation, Charter has won basically every academic award Delaware has to offer. Charters rivals who suck even more than they do is A.I. Dupont. And although Charter basically sucks at every sport imagined, as long as we beat A.I. its ok.

As long as they beat A.I. the Charter School of Wilmington has a winning season.

Charter School of Wilmington by KingofKings June 25, 2008

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009