wesley willis

My hero, he is the greatest song writer ever, using only a keyboard and a spectacular voice, he churned out hilarious songs. R.I.P.

"At the age of 46 Al Capone was a stupid jack ass."

wesley willis by nick h June 10, 2004

Zeus Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

Zeus Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Fat Bruce Willis 

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.

Fat Bruce Willis by Mrparka January 31, 2009

Bruce Willis 

actor who always has a hangover.

Bruce Willis is the man. He owns.

Bruce Willis by Rickster885 July 19, 2003

what you talkin bout willis? 

Famous quote from 80's tv sitcom "Different Strokes"

Used in normal conversation when speak doesn't understand.

"what you talkin bout willis?" -- translates to: "I did not understand"

what you talkin bout willis? by Butifuco November 17, 2003

Bruce Willis 

He who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons

Holy shit, it's Bruce Willis! Several of my organs collapsed and I've been diagnosed with several terminal diseases. I wish that I had seen Chuck Norris instead.

Bruce Willis by Will Leonard November 29, 2006

wesley willis

The most origanal songwriter ever, he made tenacious d look like westlife, no one can ever replace him, god speed

Suck my dogs dick
Suck my dogs dick
Suck my dogs dick
Suck my dogs dick

wesley willis by Phill Stone April 15, 2004