SMA WMD 

Shake My Ass, Wiggle My Dick

Like smh except better.

Man 1: Are we gonna go get McDonald’s?

Man 2: No we’re going to Burger King

Man 1: Damn. SMA WMD.

Man 2: Ok I guess we can go to McDonald’s if you want

Man 1: Thanks homie

SMA WMD by heterotard October 12, 2020

Mexican WMD 

5 HP Leaf Blower

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!

Mexican WMD by King Castillo April 1, 2009

SMA WMD 

Shake my ass, Wiggle my dick

Like smh but better.

Man 1: Are we going to McDonald’s?

Man 2: Nah man I wanted to go to Burger King

Man 1: Damn. SMA WMD

Man 2: What does that mean

Man 1: Shake my ass wiggle my dick

Man 2: Wha-

Man 1: *gets on the hood of the car and shaking his ass and wiggling his dick*

Man 2: What the fuck

SMA WMD by heterotards06 October 12, 2020

Hunting for WMD's 

An excuse for not doing what was nessessary.

"John why the hell are these orders still on your desk? What are you doing in here Huntin' for WMD's??"

"So sorry I'm late ladies, the trains were a mess, you'd think the motorman was Hunting for WMD's or something"

Hunting for WMD's by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004

gatorcroc's wmd

these five guys make the brotherhood the weapons of mass destruction together these guys love to bring chaos to all that a pose them these no good boys will destroy the ASDW and capture all the gold they can they live by there creed respect no one fear none

gatorcroc's wmd beats the immortal tribe

gatorcroc's wmd by taurostcg@gmail,com December 6, 2018

WMDs 

Weapons of mass disappearance

Dammit, those smart Iraqis managed to get rid of their WMDs just before we invaded. Well, I suppose now that we're here, we should have a look...
dumdedum. Don't see any. Hm.

But they're definitely here! We're AMERICAN you know, we can't possibly be WRONG. It's those damn Iraqis and their magic invisible dust again.

WMDs by caters July 6, 2005

WMDs 

an acronym for Weapons of Mass Distraction. Refers to a female maintaining mammaries protruding from her thoracic cavity in the shape of rockets or missiles. Leaving all men in the vicinity stupified and all women burning green with envy.

Once Carli started working at the office her WMDs caused a major productivity decline.

WMDs by Geo X. & Ty Moy April 18, 2008