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put the fucking lotion in the basket 

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.
Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it 

when your so pissed off at something you just gotta say it
q:a broken car
a:The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it

THE fuckening day 

You wake up and feel something is going to go bad, “the fuckening” will happen 1-3 times that day
Today is the fuckening day I feel it”.

3 hours later “I lost my phone there it is, the fuckening”

The fuckening 

When your day is going too good but you don’t trust it, and finally some shit goes does
Johnny’s birthday was going fine until the captain arrived ah there it is the fuckening
The fuckening by KTM350 September 17, 2019

all the fucking time 

thinking of you.
you know that don't you.
and you know that i wish you near all the fucking time.
all the fucking time
..all the fucking time...
all the fucking time by Krkič December 8, 2019

fuck the fucking fuckers 

Often used sarcasticly to show that the speaker/author is "so angry" that s/he must resort to making most of his/her words expletives.
A: I'm gonna kill you, man!

B: Oh, oh my. I'm soooo scared. Fuck the fucking fuckers.