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Fucked the pickle 

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).
Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)

Appease the pickle 

Girl: “hey babe, want me to appease the pickle?”
Appease the pickle by Bubbhippo January 10, 2022

Defeat the pickle 

The act of getting both of you to bust, just by riding, during a game of hide the pickle, usually by a power bottom.
Power Bottom: Want to play some hide the pickle, bro?
Top: Idk if you can handle it.
Power Bottom: Bet? I can defeat the pickle.
Top: Bet.
Defeat the pickle by BiHexual January 25, 2022

Pack the Pickle 

when at a restaurant, eat all the pickles that come on the side, at once
(the whole thing has to be in your mouth before chewing)
Javei: yo imma pack the pickle
alqejs: your stupid

Pack the Pickle 

when at a restaurant, eat all the pickles that come on the side, at once
(the whole thing has to be in your mouth before chewing)
Javei: yo imma pack the pickle
alqejs: your stupid

Dont Bite The Pickle

Dont Bite The Penis, while giving head or oral sex
Kris: Did you hear about Regina, man?
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!